English Puns

 ENGLISH AT ITS BEST*

*English Puns*

She fell in love with a *Banker* but he showed no *lnterest.*

She fell in love with an *Astronaut* but he wanted *Space.*

She fell in love with a *Gym Trainer,* but it didn't *Work out.*

She fell in love with a *Librarian,* but his time was always *Booked.*

She fell in love with an *Electrician* but for him there was no *Spark.*

She fell in love with a *Cardiologist* but he broke her *Heart.*

She fell in love with a *Geologist* but the relationship was too *Rocky.*

She fell in love with an *Economist* but he couldn’t supply her *Demands.*

She fell in love with a *Violinist* but he said, *"No Strings attached."*

She fell in love with the *Linguist* but he left her *Speechless.*

She fell in love with a *Seismologist* but he was always finding *Fault.*

She fell in love with a *Cook* but he left her on the back *Burner.*

She fell in love with a *Mathematician* but she couldn't *Count* on him.

She fell in love with a *Scuba diver*--on the surface everything seemed to be fine, but Deep down she knew something *Fishy* was going on ...

She fell in love with a *Fisherman* but he wasn't a good *Catch.*

She fell in love with a *Mason* but they never built a strong *Foundation.*

She fell in love with a *Teacher* but he had no *Class!*

She fell in love with a *Tennis player* but *Love meant nothing* to him.

She fell in love with the *Magician* but he kept turning *Tricks.*

She fell in love with a *Lawyer* but he never took her to the *Bar.*

She fell in love with a *Recovery agent* and he *Seized* her

😆At last she fell in love with *An ED officer* and got *Attached...*