DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE -WHENYOU'RE OLD - AND DON'T MOVE FASTANYMORE.

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian,Mississippi, wasgoing up to bed, when his wife told him that he'dleft the light on inthe garden shed, which she could see from the bedroomwindow. Georgeopened the back door to go turn off the light, butsaw that there werepeople in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone inyour house?" He said "No," but some people are breakinginto my garden shed andstealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols arebusy. You should lockyour doors and an officer will be along when one isavailable." George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds agobecause there were peoplestealing things from my shed. Well, you don'thave to worry about themnow because I just shot them." and he hungup.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, aHelicopter, twoFire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed upat the Phillips'residence, and caught the burglarsred-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thoughtyou said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there wasnobody available!"
(True Story)

Abraham Lincoln, John F Kennedy

Ask a history teacher 2 explain this----- if he can

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird. .....

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln . Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!

A joke on Tamil Nadu Politics

Karunanidhi, Jayalalitha, Vaiko & Ramados were flying together to Delhi in a chartered flight.
Karunanidhi dropped a hundred rupee note and said, "Oru thamilan sandhosa paduvaan".
Jayalalitha dropped 2 fifty rupee notes and said, "Irandu thamilargal sandhosa paduvaargal".
Vaiko dropped 10 ten rupee notes and said, "Paththu thamilargalsandhosa paduvaargal".
Ramados dropped 100 one rupee coins and said, "Nooru thamilargal sandhosa paduvaargal".
The Pilot dropped all the four and said, "Ippa aaru kodi thamilargalum sandhosa paduvaargal".