Kids Are Q..u..i...c..k

 Kids Are Q..u..i...c..k

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 TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find  North
 America .

 MARIA: Here it
 is.
 TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
 America ?
 CLASS: Maria.

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 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
 multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using
 tables.

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 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

 TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
 GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how
 I spell it.

 (I Love this kid)
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 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
 for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about?
 DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we
 have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!

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 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so
 dirty?
 GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the
 ground than you are.

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 TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
 with '  I. '
 MILLIE: I is..
 TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I
 am.'

 MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter
 of the alphabet.'

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 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
 down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted  it.
 Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish
 him?

 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
 hand.
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 TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you
 say prayers before eating?

 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a
 good cook.
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 TEACHER:  Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
 exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy
 his?

 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who
 keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher

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